Really, Florida. I think we have reached a tipping point here. How many times in a lifetime would you expect to have reports of an alligator gnawing on a dead body? Once, perhaps, and that only posited after an evening spent telling tales and drinking icy beverages not meant for children? Twice in the span of just over a week, in real, actual life…that’s a bit beyond the pale. We should probably have a talk about crazy the rest of the year should not really be.